我了个擦，刹车失灵了，根本停不下来 - I rubbed it, the brakes failed, and I couldn't stop.
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装B死得很惨 - It's a terrible death to install B -
哥，你这是要跳水还是要翻跟斗啊 - Brother, are you going to dive or have a somersault -
这下真的很疼了 - It really hurts. -
结果杯具的耍帅 - A cup of tricks -
叫你别装B了吧！这下杯具了吧 - Tell you not to install B. That's the next cup. -
跳得越高死得越惨！！！看着蛋疼！！ - The higher the jump, the worse the death!!! Look at the pain in the egg!
我了个擦，刹车失灵了，根本停不下来 - I rubbed it, the brakes failed, and I couldn't stop.:Wait for you to sit on the sofa!