每逢佳节胖三斤 - Three pounds of fat every holiday
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如此性感的动作，你HOLD得住吗？ - Do you have to live in such a sexy move, HOLD?
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哼～谁稀罕，还给你！！ - Hum, who is rare, return to you! -
真人上演动态后入式搞笑图片 - Real people perform dynamic post - entry funny pictures
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车借女同事用了一天就这样了，不知道她怎么开的 - The car borrowed a woman's colleague for a day, so she didn't know how she opened it. -
不要随便碰人家的鼻子，会歪的！ - Don't touch anyone's nose, it will be crooked! -
这个一字马练的有点担心.... - This word is a little worried about the horse.
每逢佳节胖三斤 - Three pounds of fat every holiday:Wait for you to sit on the sofa!