女士野外方便神器，好奇葩 - The lady in the field is convenient for the artifact, and the curious flower
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减速带你是认真的么？ - Are you serious about the deceleration belt? -
他屁股大，我拿他没办法啊 - He's a big butt. I can't help him -
美国玩命摔跤 往头上砸钉子 - American wrestling is a nail in the head -
被火车切断的人，活了50分钟后死了 - The man who was cut off by the train died 50 minutes later -
断了脚，MMA格斗赛又一位选手断了骨头 - With a broken leg, another player in the MMA competition broke the bone. -
节操呢？节操都去哪了 - What about the exercise? Where's the festival
女士野外方便神器，好奇葩 - The lady in the field is convenient for the artifact, and the curious flower:Wait for you to sit on the sofa!