我有句妈卖批，我必须要讲 - I have a mother to sell, I have to say
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妈，盐真的不能再放了！ - Mom, the salt really can't be put off again! -
不要随便碰人家的鼻子，会歪的！ - Don't touch anyone's nose, it will be crooked! -
有老公的看看你属于第几级啊 - Have a husband to see what class you belong to -
“媳妇儿，是不是拍的挺好的？” - "Daughter-in-law, isn't it good?" -
叫你抢！～哈哈～魔兽这招太狠了 - Call you robbing! Ha ha to the devil beast this is too hard -
史上最欠揍的的头球,目前应该还无人超越！！爆笑 - The most useless header in history is still no one to exceed! Burst into laughter
我有句妈卖批，我必须要讲 - I have a mother to sell, I have to say:Wait for you to sit on the sofa!