这就是那些剩女的择偶标准！ - That's the standard of the leftover girls!
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减速带你是认真的么？ - Are you serious about the deceleration belt? -
魔法瘦身裤，肥肉终结者 - Wizardry pants, fat meat Terminator -
妈，盐真的不能再放了！ - Mom, the salt really can't be put off again! -
原理求解？ - Principle solution? -
神奇的镜子，去服装店你就是这样变美的 - The magic mirror, goes to the clothing store, so you become beautiful. -
不要随便碰人家的鼻子，会歪的！ - Don't touch anyone's nose, it will be crooked!
这就是那些剩女的择偶标准！ - That's the standard of the leftover girls!:Wait for you to sit on the sofa!