尼玛！！坐中间伤不起啊 - Fuck！！ It's not hurt to sit in the middle
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神奇的化学反应 - A magical chemical reaction -
我勒个去，这电梯设计的，吓死人了 - I'm going, this elevator is designed and scared to death -
啊哈哈，大妈你这要吓死人啊 - Ah ha ha, mom, you're going to frighten people -
惊爆的特工iPhone - An explosive agent iPhone -
把领带订在桌子上，这也太缺德了 - It's too bad to book a tie on the table. -
内涵动态图，好基友 - Intension dynamic map, good base friend
尼玛！！坐中间伤不起啊 - Fuck！！ It's not hurt to sit in the middle:Wait for you to sit on the sofa!