整人水龙头，特么的我只想洗个手 - The whole water faucet, I just want to wash a hand
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有个损友,睡觉都睡的不安 - There is a loss of friends, sleep restless -
以后上厕所要检查马桶啊！！坑爹啊！！ - Then go to the toilet to check the toilet! Cheat your papa！！ -
神奇的化学反应 - A magical chemical reaction -
我勒个去，这电梯设计的，吓死人了 - I'm going, this elevator is designed and scared to death -
啊哈哈，大妈你这要吓死人啊 - Ah ha ha, mom, you're going to frighten people -
惊爆的特工iPhone - An explosive agent iPhone
整人水龙头，特么的我只想洗个手 - The whole water faucet, I just want to wash a hand:Wait for you to sit on the sofa!