这是什么，太深奥了看不懂 - What is this, too profound to understand
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减速带你是认真的么？ - Are you serious about the deceleration belt? -
魔法瘦身裤，肥肉终结者 - Wizardry pants, fat meat Terminator -
神奇的镜子，去服装店你就是这样变美的 - The magic mirror, goes to the clothing store, so you become beautiful. -
原理求解？ - Principle solution? -
送给钢铁直男一个实用教程 - A practical course for steel straight men -
教你如何快速画眉毛！ - Teach you how to draw your eyebrows quickly!
这是什么，太深奥了看不懂 - What is this, too profound to understand:Wait for you to sit on the sofa!