酷炫狂拽的中国乒乓大叔，让你看看我的花式吊打… - The cool Chinese table tennis uncle, let me look at my fancy hanging.
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叫你抢！～哈哈～魔兽这招太狠了 - Call you robbing! Ha ha to the devil beast this is too hard -
史上最欠揍的的头球,目前应该还无人超越！！爆笑 - The most useless header in history is still no one to exceed! Burst into laughter -
尼玛，裁判终于看不下去了，史上最屌的裁判！ - Nima, the referee can't see it at all. The most important referee in history! -
如此高的镜界！实在另人佩服！！ - Such a high mirror! I really admire it! -
这是传说中的爆菊花？ - Is this the legendary explosion of chrysanthemum? -
让你跟我抢，撞你到地下通道去 - Let you snatch with me, bump you into the underground passage
酷炫狂拽的中国乒乓大叔，让你看看我的花式吊打… - The cool Chinese table tennis uncle, let me look at my fancy hanging.:Wait for you to sit on the sofa!