说出来你们可能不信，我开车把自己撞了 - You may not believe it, I drove myself to bump into it.
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左转人民路，右转中山路，直行黄泉路 - Turn left to Renmin Road, turn right to Zhongshan Road, and go straight to Huang Quan road. -
别以为你大，就不敢撞你了 - Don't think you are big, you don't dare to hit you -
装B的下场 - The outfield of B -
这鹿死得好惨 - The deer died in a miserable life -
杯具了，轮车都飞了 - It has a cup, and the wheel is flying. -
没有红绿灯的十字路要慢点开车 - The cross road without the traffic lights is going to drive slowly
说出来你们可能不信，我开车把自己撞了 - You may not believe it, I drove myself to bump into it.:Wait for you to sit on the sofa!