我有个朋友活着的时候也这样过马路的 - I had a friend who crossed the road like this when he was alive.
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左转人民路，右转中山路，直行黄泉路 - Turn left to Renmin Road, turn right to Zhongshan Road, and go straight to Huang Quan road. -
大姐，你把啤酒瓶藏哪去了？ - Sister, where have you been hiding the beer bottle? -
抽烟的同鞋们，你们的境界有这么高了吗？ - Do you have such a high level of smoking and shoes? -
超级牛B的冒险动作，远距离人体滑跃 - Super cow B's adventurous action, long distance human skid -
这婆婆太牛了 - The mother-in-law is so bull -
别以为你大，就不敢撞你了 - Don't think you are big, you don't dare to hit you
我有个朋友活着的时候也这样过马路的 - I had a friend who crossed the road like this when he was alive.:Wait for you to sit on the sofa!